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The rumour mill was being heavily cranked by Sellik admin' staff on Saturday evening. Brenda did his after match presser, complaining both bitterly and pointedly about the state of the pitch. Apparently, this was a dig at Peter who decided to cap funding on pitch maintenance. Brenda has participated in a running feud with Mark Lawwell since Peter's mini-me insisted upon signing Liverpool's Phillips on loan. Further, Mark and Peter fail failed to secure the services of Liverpool's Owen Beck. Brenda was pyoor ragin' and headed off on an errie tae Chamonix. Brenda does NOT ski. Desmond does ski and Brenda traveled to put his case. BBC Radio Scotland had Peter's favourite shill in the print media, Stephen McGowan on with RAB and Tam the Token. The boos continued to ring in Stephen's ears and he attempted to articulate supporters' concerns, "they're unhappy with nepotism inside the club". Whatever the truth, the PQ Gang Hut are attempting to get a handle on the narrative. The ongoing spat with Peter over Tom English's current banishment makes the Gang Hut most uneasy.

Those saying there are only two genders are talking out their a*se. There is only one. God created one gender, and a rib.

The season we last won the league, we had 4 proper forwards, all contributing important goals. Morelos with 17 goals, Roofe with 18, Itten with 6 and Defoe with 7, supported by Kent, Aribo, Hagi and Arfield who all contributed a decent number of goals, and of course Tav whose contribution so many of us simply take for granted. This season really only Dessers and Tav could be expected to reach 18 goals. Sima could have but his injury makes that unlikely now, perhaps Danilo too if he'd been fit. Our midfield goal contribution is pitiful. The attraction of Shankland for so many is he's a goal scorer, something our squad badly needs. I like the look of Silva, but nothing in his past suggests he's a 20 goals as season forward.

Yup, reminds me of a Darcheville type forward, good player, run into channels and link up well but not a natural goal scorer. Can play as a #9 yeah but not natural. The difference between us and them recently is their #9 is a goal scorer ours are goal fluffers.

Non-pen goals per 90 is a far better barometer, and he's in line with Dessers in the league this season (who barely even got started with us until Clement came in). Shankland has scored 15 penalties over this season and last and that makes a huge difference to his numbers. He's clearly hit a great run of form recently but there is literally no indication at all we are interested. The Silva signing pretty much sealed it for me because he will not have been cheap, his wages will be high and there was probably a fee too, and I never believed we would bring in two expensive strikers in one window.

I totally take your point, but goals is goals. We only play them 4 times a season, that's a lot of other games to score in. It's our mentality, or lack of it, that has cost us against them.

Sima, Dessers and Tav all have more goals this season than their no.9.

A Fire without a Chimney. Peter does NOT tolerate Sellik problems being vented. The weekend saw the kindling assembled being lit by both Sellik admin' staff allied with favoured Sellik-minded Journos. The flames grew and the Podcasters were articulating the thought that something was rotten within the state of Peter. Of course, the biggest Sellik vlogging site is the PQ Gang Hut and they were on the cusp of picking up the bellows. Peter acted to douse the the fire and stop the necessary supply of oxygen. Today, there is barely an ember glow. Sellik stories are dominated by tranfers our ie david Turnbull, James McCarthy and, Gustav Lagerbielke. The Daily Record's Michael Gannon is another trusted shill, he has a piece today setting out the way ahead. The rarified air no longer crackles. Stephen McGowan and Ewing Grahame will be pulled in later this week for interviews without coffees and chairs. The will be informed they must live ra Sellik reality, they will not be aloud to effect it. McGowan and Grahame opined the £70 million in the bank and, highlighted the wealth available to this season's title winners from the revamped, bigger Champions League. They identified the spectre of Clement and extrapolated, "Rangers will throw every penny at it" combined with McGowan's heartfelt plea, "Rangers will do everything to win this title by hook or by crook". Whatever does he mean? Chris McLaughlin and Peter Martin are not fanning the flames, they know the reality. They have appeared before Peter, dropped their breeks and, took their sans lubrication punishment. The reality at Sellik is a distinct dynamic, three seats of power. Dermot Desmond is the majority shareholder but is an absentee landlord. Peter dominates Scottish football from Sellik Park whereas, Brenda is confined to Lennoxtown. Is Mark Lawwell carrying stories from the training centre back to his Paw? The Sellik family might want to be told. As the smoke clears, the one certainty all Yahoos can absolutely rely upon is Sellik's next game is against Aberdeen. Three points from six goal margin victory is guaranteed. Perhaps PQ Gang Hutter, Big Dick will utilise his Aberdeen Press and Journal column to further soothe worried brows?

Strange conflation. I don't want Shankland (certainly not at the prices mentioned) and don't think Silva in a No.9 either.

Scott McKenna off to Kopenhagen, it seems. Was rather unlikely anyway.

Bluenose Bites, Bowls of Mols, Govan Granola, Fernando Flakes, Prso Pops or Crunchy Clements. Mmmmmmmmm tasty

Well we did have a signing yesterday and I think therrrreeeeeee Great 🤣🤣

utter nonsense

Announcements, we demand Announcements 😄

Looks like Liewell back in charge at ra Styedome. What does CEO Nicholson the George Roper lookalike do? Maybe the PQ gang hut could look into this

It’s vital we keep Butland at least to the end of the season anyway. Whether we can keep him beyond then I’m not so sure. There will come a point when we & him get an offer that one of both can’t refuse. It’s therefore vital we keep an eye on the goalkeeper situation for next season. We need to keep an eye out for a potential new no1 as I don’t think McCrorie is ups to the job

he will be in the UK. He has gone AWOL in Cyprus. we clearly have a bit to sort out on this one. They have him on a season loan with a right to buy. they also have a transfer embargo. Normally he/we would need to buy his way out of this but can a club with a transfer embargo take a fee. They certainly cant buy him and sell him on. anyway i am sure we can sort it out.

Dont think we could afford that lad Cuypers.

We've been looking at Cuypers apparently. Prolific and coming into his prime. He won't be joining supposedly but it's good to see we're profiling strikers who actually have a recent track record of scoring goals.

Silva may turn out to be a great goal scorer but going by what he’s shown so far it would be dishonest to claim he’s the answer to our needs. Only his goals will change that, not wishful thinking.

Noisy minority, in my opinion. The online world often does magic mirrors with reality.

In the interests of accuracy, fixed it for ya.

Monster munch

He would improve Celtc glad he isn't going there. Would have been ok with us signing him but we have lots of cover there for now.

Has talent but it hasn't worked out.

Celtic fans will now be eating Lidl's own brand now

Cornflakes only, though Rice Crispies are acceptable but both must be Kelloggs. No other cereal will do. I checked the founder’s name. It’s fine.

You're watching someone else.