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I have just received an e-mail from a most reliable source : Hollicom have informed ra Sellik they no longer want to represent the club, no longer want to advise the club, and do not want to provide a PR service going forward. I cannot confirm this absolutely, but it would appear ra Sellik and Hollicom have become SEPARATE ENTITIES.

Just for his bandage only I presume ? Jokers. GTF Leeds with your derisory offers - if they want him they should be paying 4 times that IMO. He's a better LB than chocolate hips that Arsenal reportedly paid £25 million for (if you believe the numbers). For the record, I wouldn't be selling Borna at any price - I think he is absolutely vital to what we want to achieve this year. Rolls Royce of a player

He can also do far better than Leeds. Could play for anyone

I note from today's edition of The Guardian that Nearly 30,000 tonnes of sewage sludge containing human waste to enter UK Shipment from Amsterdam has been approved despite health concerns, FoI request reveals Perhaps the Holy Comms have had wind of where this unholy cargo is headed. (https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/02/sewage-sludge-containing-human-waste-uk)

I am not sure how Middleton gets so much credit as a player. Not only does he have little more than speed, but he couldnt break into a mediocre Hibs team last year - I dont think that is good enough for Rangers. Barker played well the week before and that is almost forgotten. He is still trying to break through and get a consistent run of games. I doubt he gets many of those though when Itten, Defoe and Aribo are back.

just another DrStu' production. Time to remind Gersnetters, DrStu' s tertiary education took place in Hull. He graduated in Drama and English, then did his first Doctorate in Theatre. Yep, DrStu' is a big ham, fond of petty drama. Back in the day, Off the Ball regularly had members of the production staff telephoning the show. A script was provided and inevitably Rangers and Rangers supporters were portrayed as the bad guys in the morality play. Occasionally, it led to problems; we had Gordon the Jambo from Glasgow, because none of the production staff could be trusted with an Edinburgh accent. Gordon might have been the last caller on the show, it must be 4-5 years since DrStu' fielded a call? The show must go on, and on. It's only last month, DrStu' nearly in his 70th year was hoping aloud for another five years. He admits he does not understand Rangers supporters, "ah don't get it, Rangers supporters are standing on the sidelines, raging and beelin". Of course, Rangers supporters are not entitled to joy, the signing of Hagi was summarised by Cosgrove as the following, "every aspect of that signing is wrong". Every aspect? DrStu' deliberately places us on the sidelines, it is most necessary that we occupy the dark end of the street. Listeners to BBC Radio Scotland need reminding we live in darkness. On Saturday, the special guest on the show was Susie McCabe. A stand-up Comedienne with a background in construction. The first thirty minutes, Susie joins DrStu in his plea for performing arts in Scotland to be beneficiaries of increased Scottish Government monies. Susie is the real deal, a good egg traveling the nationalist road. DrStu' ruminates on the usual, walking young Jack to school in Dennistoun(St Dennis Primary) and he' surprised at Sellik fans(this will be the school gates) blaming Neil Lennon for the Ferencvaros defeat. Susie is a big Sellik fan, that's a big surprise and she agrees Neil's been through a lot. Sympathy for the Devil, no mention of Neil holding a knife to the throat of a then girlfriend whilst at Bolton. DrStu' does get Lennon, he was promoting his case as next Scotland boss, before Steve Clarke's appointment. After the One O'Clock news, Susie is delivering the lines penned for her. It's all very Smashie and Nicey, a question about charity work leads to Susie claiming to do a lot of work for charidee, and begins to tell a story. At the Stand Club in Glasgow, she has just completed a gig and is approached by a Rangers supporting chap named, 'Anthony'. He asks if she'll do a charity event in Inverclyde? Susie would be delighted, what's the gig? Anthony describes the plight of the local apprentice boys and thinks Susie would go down a storm. Susie replies, "ah don't think you understand, ah'm a roman catholic lesbian from Coatbridge". DrStu' adds, "he needs to move away from that himself with a name like Anthony". Ambiguity abounds. Are we talking about apprentices involved in the construction of two Ferries? I believe there's at least another two years work left on those vessels and maybe times are hard for the youngsters. Are we talking about the Apprentice Boys of Derry? I don't know, do they exist in Port Glasgow? Anyways, as Susie continues, we find out her and DrStu' regularly attend the same Curry House in Dennistoun. This is the award winning curry shop regularly promoted by Dennistoun's SNP Councilor, Allan Casey. Now, Mr Casey is a drummer in an Irish Republican band, perhaps DrStu' should get him on to explain? Wait a minute, DrStu' told us last year on the Media Review, "ah hate drummers, particularly those in marching bands". This was in reference to Billy Mitchell ripping into Fiona Hyslop on Question Time. DrStu' doesn't want Billy on Question Time, he prefers him on the sidelines. Confusing, isn't it? Go on Auntie, give Cosgrove another five years, us Rangers supporters will just stand on the sidelines, beelin'.

Low is one thing, but a bid which they know would never, ever be accepted is another. Barisic just recently signed a long term contract so even if his head is turned, unless the club get proper value, he wont be going anywhere and will be expected to continue to perform professionally. Thankfully our transfer negotiations recently have been much more professional and with proper values attached.

IMHO, yes really. I thin Messi does things with a ball that Ronaldo can only dream about. Huge respect for Ronaldo, but think Messi is the better player. Ronaldo has lifted Portugal for sure but it isnt like he has a poor supporting cast. Messi is unfortunate that his Argentinian colleagues for the past decade have only been world class in the attacking areas and been poor defensively and even in midfield. These things are always subjective but Messi sees things others, even world class players, just don't see. For me it is indicative that when ex-players are asked that age old "Messi or Ronaldo?" question that almost invariably the response is Messi. I even think Messi is better than Maradona (sorry Uilleam) but I do still remember Maradona single-handedly taking a poor Argentina team to the World Cup - and they may have won it in 1994 again as a poor team had he not been banned for shoving the Columbian marching powder up his nose. Maradona may have been even better had he been afforded the protection that today's players get. Still think Messi is the best ever - as I said though, very subjective.

What, and besmirch the reputation of the club like no other?

Barkerinho is better.

Looks like Josh Windass will move to Sheffield Wednesday and as part of that deal we'll finally receive the 500k Wigan still owe us from his move in 2018.

The more dottled among us are glad of wee reminders.

Maybe Holicom have sussed the lies/damned and statistics?

Do they have to prioritize one over the other? I think the squad is deep enough where they shouldn't have to. A lot of our problem domestically last year...and this...is SG's reticence to hit that 'testicle extend' button, and adopt a more aggressive formation. It seems he has altered his path since the latest Livi shit show.

We can but hope........

I can take Dundee United on the 12th and, touch wood, Willem II on the 24th.

I always backed him in the 18-19 season but I don't know what has happened. Loans can easily go wrong, especially at one of the better sides in the league, but why hasn't he gone anywhere this season. It is strange.

LOL .....must be really bad if hollicom are walking away ! ?

Holy Comms off to holystone its own decks. Before it is too late, and it is swamped along with its client.

And I added the fixtures ?

Just checked the Scottish fixtures ... *Sept 17th and 24th *Riga (LVA) / Tre Fiori (SMR) - Celtic (SCO) Sporting CP (POR) - *Viking (NOR) / Aberdeen (SCO) *Progrès (LUX) / Willem II (NED) - *Lincoln Red Imps (GIB) / Rangers (SCO) *Laç (ALB) / Hapoel Beer-Sheva (ISR) - *Coleraine (NIR) / Motherwell (SCO)

Gave you a positive there simply for using defenestration, a wonderful word, sadly underused.

Messi will be given a job on cabin crew with Etihad Airlines, at an undisclosed salary, paid in the Gulf, and will play for the Abu Dhabi EPL Franchise as an amateur.