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Reference Hibs, Irvine Welsh is to provide Sunshine on Leith. Life long Hibby, Irvine Welsh is to return from Chicago, New York, Dublin, ..etc or where ever else he has a big house, with the intention of preventing a nuclear winter at Easter Road. He is reforming his punk rock band(singer and lead guitarist), 'Stairway 13' and putting on a fund raiser to ensure Leith spoons continue to burn.

No wonder we get fans moaning at every signing we make if they think Ryan Fraser is a realistic option. Jeez...

Ryan Fraser isn’t and never would be a target, let’s get real.

Hope they go to the wall and take Utd with them

Sorry for the colorful language but.... fuck em. Good enough for them

That's a real shame. ?

Clearly the crazy time has started and we will be linked to "looking" at everybody and anybody. IMO we are now doing things our way and will only disclose any new signings

Fantasy stuff. This could be why distilling was licensed in the first place.

Another triumph of leadership in Scottish football.

Oh please please let it be true.

Surely the best thread on any Rangers forum. Peter’s cheese ?

Neil becomes Auto-da-fe. Hollicom have allowed BBC Shortbread half-a-dozen lines to report Neil Doncaster's £388,000 per annum salary is to be significantly augmented by being appointed to UEFA's main disciplinary committee. The firm hand of Neil will waver over the big map of Control, Ethics, and Discipline. We are not told the firm fist of Peter will be stuck up Neil's ar-se from the off, but are informed, "Doncaster will be excused from cases involving Scottish clubs". Of course, Neil will only be excused after imparting his wishes(what Peter tells him) and another Gamba lunch with Stuart Cosgrove. Starting with a warm salad of chorizo and smoked mackrel, chased with a buttery Burgundy; ra Sellik's 21 sanctions in three and a half years will be ignored. Isle of Gigha Hallibut demands a refreshing Albarino, DrStu' and Neil must be sustained whilst discussing closing Ibrox. Discussion of Hu-ns and typical orange wankers stimulates a pallet cleanser, full throated consummation of Peter's cheese ensues. Hollicom's six lines on BBC Scotland doesn't tell you ten per cent of it!

Will Leigh Griffiths be taking the knee alongside him - just to ensure that hypocrisy is alive and well ?