Neil becomes Auto-da-fe.
Hollicom have allowed BBC Shortbread half-a-dozen lines to report Neil Doncaster's £388,000 per annum salary is to be significantly augmented by being appointed to UEFA's main disciplinary committee. The firm hand of Neil will waver over the big map of Control, Ethics, and Discipline. We are not told the firm fist of Peter will be stuck up Neil's ar-se from the off, but are informed, "Doncaster will be excused from cases involving Scottish clubs".
Of course, Neil will only be excused after imparting his wishes(what Peter tells him) and another Gamba lunch with Stuart Cosgrove. Starting with a warm salad of chorizo and smoked mackrel, chased with a buttery Burgundy; ra Sellik's 21 sanctions in three and a half years will be ignored. Isle of Gigha Hallibut demands a refreshing Albarino, DrStu' and Neil must be sustained whilst discussing closing Ibrox. Discussion of Hu-ns and typical orange wankers stimulates a pallet cleanser, full throated consummation of Peter's cheese ensues.
Hollicom's six lines on BBC Scotland doesn't tell you ten per cent of it!