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Recovering from pneumonia contracted while in hospital for knee replacement surgery.

Good luck to Mikel Arteta.

At least he's not wearing a celtic hat......

I have done some research and I think that due to his massive success for RB Salzburg under 18's, FC Liefering and a massive win rate of 61.54% with the mightily Al-Ahli in the uber competitive Saudi PR league. His stunning and brave tactical approach of a ganggang press, being a young and trendy German manager has resulted in me appointing Matthias Jaissle as our next manager. I look forward to many 2nd place finishes and trophyless seasons while we attempt to kick start our player trading model, signing 8 stone pigmy's from Peru we need to move on at a loss.

The guy with the sellik tap is Marc O'Rose. Marathe, Steinsson, and sundry others were at Elland Road, last night. Interestingly, so was Daniel Farke. Just, em, sayin', like.

My Samsung phone can pick out Neil Armstrong's footprint on the moon, but a photo showing unusual events at Ibrox from across the road is blurry...

I think whats happening is someone needs to upgrade their Nokia for a real phone with a proper camera.

He's not bald?

It’s much easier to say who shouldn’t be manager rather than who should.

Just said same in new manager thread, that bald guy at back of Land Rover looks like Marco Rose, straight up 😂

Something's going down, stadium tours cancelled for today.

Whats going in here..... .

Trust Compo to make it questionable 😂

I couldn’t give a monkey’s if the Vatican sponsored us as long as we get lots and lots of money out of it .

... I sense of humour in there. Speaking of which, the most talented - and notorious - "cabaret artist" / satirist in Germany is Austrian lass Lisa Eckhart. You'd have to find English versions yourself, though ...

Arsenal take on PSG tonight a good game hopefully

I'd say Armitage shanks, because we are utter toilet.

Mogadon would be more appropriate right now.

Aye, fuck anything green tbh. Dominoes and Red Bull do well at Ibrox imo 😂

I actually managed to put it on three times 🤣 @Rousseau can you help me out here and give me a clip around the wings

The Red bull contract with Leeds is expected to be about £75 million yet no exact figures have been released but it’s also expected to be about £10 million this year with promotion to the PL giving the greater exposure and commercial opportunities top flight football has, So maybe ours will be similar giving our European football aspects and our large fan base, after all no one in a Gers top doesn’t want to be seen with a can of monster walking to Ibrox, I can just imagine the Red bull cars/vans with the massive can on them outside Ibrox stadium getting us all caffeinated up before the match begins.

Pretty much. I'm ready to sell my soul 😂

Marco Rose is a no from me, we battered him when he had the much better team in Dortmund, and Celtic beat him with RB Leipzig last year, he couldn't handle their style of football.

As long as we get plenty of money I couldn’t care less